I don’t know why I was just sacked from my job with The Samaritans.
They wouldn’t discuss it with me.
Some guy phoned and said,
“I’m Abdul Mohammed and I’m going to kill myself. I’m lying on the railway track now waiting for the train to come”.
All I said was,
“Remain calm and stay on the line” …
🙂 :). I’m so sorry i couldn’t resist blogging this small joke! 🙂 🙂
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small but funny, lol
I think it’s the smallest joke ever blogged on here millie lol 🙂
Hmmmm. I’d say he had a case for unfair dismissal there, lol
my thoughts exactly Way? lol 🙂
Oh I like this… hahahaha
Tickled you did it Polly? lol 🙂
Love it…hehe xx
🙂 🙂 🙂
love it shads a girl after my own heart haha!!! 😀 😀
Of cause i am Poll.lol. 🙂 xx
No pleasing some people is there????? definately unfair dismissal!!!! lol..xxxx
That’s what Way and me ( or should that be ‘I’) thought also Lina? lol 🙂
lolol
🙂 🙂
A very clever play on words, deliciously confusing to the suicide bombers crowd. “Abdul, what is meaning, this staying online?” “Ali, i cannot hear you, train is coming.”
Good one oldbull? It’s almost as good as the joke! lol 🙂
ssssoooooo funny hehe x
Happy to hear it made you smile welshchrisie 🙂
thats the way to do it shads!
You really think so jcb? lol 🙂
sooo funny what a good way to start my day. xxx