A Little fun to make you smile.

shadow June 25, 2014
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TRUTHS

1. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and I still don’t know what time it is.

2. Nothing bothers me more than that moment during an argument when I realize I’m wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to go to bed when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? (lol)

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest or Google Maps need to start their directions on #5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died or what they died of.

9. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind-of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection … again.

13. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and need for sleep.

19. How many times is it more appropriate to say “What?” before just nodding your head and smiling because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front of the line.

21. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

22. It just gets better as you get older doesn’t it? I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me…. I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my IPod (with ear piece) …….. and how was your day? This is what happens when old people start using modern technology! 😀 😀

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    1. shadow June 26, 2014

      Welcome to my world Mac lol. If it wasn’t for one friend on here i would have booted myself out of Senior Chatter’s many, many times 😀 . I do love a bit of fun, dont you? lol 😀 xxxxx

  11. starlette June 26, 2014

    Can relate to number 11….day starts badly, may as well throw in the towel and sod off out……….number 19………ok to nod and smile………but what do you do when the other person is waiting for your answer…….Oh dear !!……..Good blog Shadow thankyou for posting xx

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