A Joke. Let’s have a laugh!
A frog goes into a bank and
approaches the teller. He
can see from her nameplate
that her name is Patricia
Whack.
“Miss Whack, I’d like to get
a $30,000 loan to take a
holiday.”
Patty looks at the frog in
disbelief and asks his name.
The frog says his name is
Kermit Jagger, his dad is
Mick Jagger, and that it’s
okay, he knows the bank
manager.
Patty explains that he will
need to secure the loan with
some collateral.
The frog says, “Sure. I have
this,” and produces a tiny
porcelain elephant, about an
inch tall, bright pink and
perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains
that she’ll have to consult
with the bank manager and
disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and
says, “There’s a frog called
Kermit Jagger out there who
claims to know you and wants
to borrow $30,000, and he
wants to use this as
collateral.”
She holds up the tiny pink
elephant. “I mean, what in
the world is this?”
The bank manager looks back
at her and says.
“It’s a knickknack, Patty
Whack. Give the frog a loan,
His old man’s a Rolling
Stone.”
(You’re singing it, aren’t you?
Yeah, I know you are..)
Never take life too seriously!
Come on now, you grinned, I
know you did!
🙂 🙂 🙂
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Yer a right little devil once you get started, Shadow. Although an old one, I admit it made me smile.
So you spotted how old it was Way? lol. They dont make them like that any more. Me? a little devil? yea guess i am…but i’m dearly loved by all..right? hahaa. That was a joke guys and gels..honest! 🙂
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lol shads…the old ones are the best…a bit like thee and me hahaha!!!! 😀 😀 😀
lol Poll. Thee and me are ancient! Well in the mornings we are! 🙂 🙂 x
hehehehhee shads xxx
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Lol good one
ooopsy grandmaj…i didnt see you hiding in the corner! sorry, 🙂
liked that one shads can always rely on you to make me laugh!
And drive you mad in shout jcb lol, When i go in anyway lol 🙂
Yes shads you can always bring me out of my gloom and doom – thank you dear friend xoxox