How can I read my daily blogs if no-one writes any? I must have my fix! OB, where are the jokes? Not even a grumble. Come on people. I don’t have all day. Must have something to read in order to feel as though my day was not lost.
Love, Jackie xxxx
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Sorry Jackie i must write a bit more in Blogs,,,,,,tania is good here she writes a fair few…xxxxxx M
Thank you M. Would love to read more from you. Love, Jackie xxxx
Hi morvena… Havte you written your blogs before?
I belong to the Spurblegerger Society,which like most others has rules.
1…Members are not allowed to talk,they must communicate by tap dancing and farting at the same time.
2…Members are not allowed to blog on sundays.
So Jackie,I hope you will forgive me for not talking to you today.
(DRAT! Now look what you made me do!)…lol.
Oops, I hope you aren’t expelled from the Spurblegerger Society. It sound like an extremely important society. Perhaps the fact that is still Saturday here will help. Please let me know.
Love, Jackie xxx
ha ha ha Cappuccino always an excuse lol
Thank you to all who put their energy to write blogs, each time I open the page I find a whole lot of interesting stuff to read. I am poor at writing stories but enjoy reading everything I find here. Kudos and keep up the good work .
I was looking for an Ode to Jackie…but this is as close as I could get.
AN ODE TO JACK DANIELS
Jack Daniels is the most loyal man I’ll ever know
So I take him with me wherever I go
When spending time with ole Number Seven
I feel just like I’ve entered heaven
Whenever the world gets down on me
I just have a talk with my friend Jack D.
Jim Beam’s a swell guy, but as long as I’m able
I’ll stick with my guy who wears the black label
Southern gentlemen have always appealed to me
But none are as smooth as my man from Tennessee
He’s been my close friend when I’m up or down
While that Johnny Walker just makes me frown
I’m seeing you now through a hazy funk
But I’m not drink, GIMME ANOTHER DRUNK!
I’ve done lots of things I don’t recall
When I’m under the alka fluence of incahol.
Sometimes I think I do too much drinking
So I’ve made up my mind. I’m gonna quit……thinking
By Sue Raymer Woods
Two drunks were outside a bar arguing about whether they were seeing the sun or the moon. The argument had come to an impasse when a third drunk stumbled out of the bar. The duo seized upon him to settle the argument and asked him was it the sun or moon to be seen in the heavens above.
The third drunk shook himself free and said, “How the hell would I know? I’m not from around here!”
Here you go Wanda:
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife,
‘You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:
BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets,
BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,
BELL 3 rings and we’re on the fire truck ready to go.
‘From now on when I say BELL 1’
I want you to strip naked.
When I say BELL 2 ‘
I want you to jump in bed.
And when I say BELL 3 ‘
We are going to make love all night.
The next night he came home from work and yelled’
BELL 1!’
The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled ‘
BELL 2!’
T he wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled ‘
BELL 3!’
T hey began making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled ‘
BELL 4!’
What the hell is BELL 4?’ asked the husband?
‘ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,’ she replied ‘YOU’RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.’
Oops, Jackie, yeeks….
Geeks! Lol
Oops yeeks!
I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!