Hooker in Las Vegas…(this is a bit naughty so please do not read if easilly offended)
A guy is walking the strip in Las Vegas and a fantastic-looking Vegas hooker catches his eye.
He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker,
“How much do you charge?”
The Hooker replies, “It starts at $500 for a hand-job.”
The guy says,”$500 dollars! For a hand-job!
Holy crap! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!”
The hooker says, “Do you see that Denny’s on the corner?”
“Yes.”
“Do you see the Denny’s about a block further down?”
“Yes.”
“And beyond that, do you see that third Denny’s?”
“Yes.”
“Well,” says the hooker, smiling invitingly, “I own those..
And I own them because I give a hand-job that’s worth $500.”
So the guy says, “What the hell? You only live once..
I’ll give it a try..”
They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guyis sitting on
the bed realizing that he has just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime,
worth every bit of $500.
He is so amazed, he says, “I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?”
The hooker replies, “$1,500.”
“I wouldn’t pay that for a blow-job!”
The hooker replies, “Step over here to the window, big boy.
Do you see that casino just across the street?
I own that casino outright. And
I own it because I give a blow-job that’s worth every cent of $1,500.”
The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put
off the new car for another year or so and says,
“Sign me up.”
Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before.
He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money’s worth.
He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and
unforgettable experience.
He asks the hooker, “How much for some pussy?”
The hooker says, “Come over here to the window, I want to show you
something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us:
All those beautiful lights, gambling palaces & shows?”
“Damn!” the guy says, in awe, “You own the whole city?”
“No,” the hooker replies, “but I would… if I had a pussy.”
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This was so funny, Pol- got me giggling for the rest of the day! Thanks!
thank you maizie glad it made you laugh!!! 😀
pol nice and entertaining lol
a bit like you then lofty haha!!! 😀
ha ha good one Pols
thanks tania and i know you will have!!! 😀
Hahahaahahahahaha pols
guess you liked it skippy!!!! 😀
Pollie well that was really funny and didn’t expect what she said at the end of the story.
thank you marie and yes it was really haha!!! 😀
Very funny Pols, I loved it! Thanks for sharing.
your welcome Jo and thanks for comment 😀
So funny Pollie lol
thanks grandma 😀
LMHO xoxoxox
Thanks FEY2 😀
well pols what i dont understand is why would having a cat make her be able to afford all of vegas? hee hee!!!
lol jcb what are you like…you would be surprised what having a cat means lol!!! 😀 😀
Thanks Ma’am , love it , love it , love it .. sure made me laugh … xxxx
oh thank you eddy pleased ya liked it 😀
Haaaaaaaa Pols grief nearly spilt my beer reading that
ahahahahahhahahahahhapollie