FREDDIE ?

I have a dog called Freddie

Who drives me quite insane

He only has one aim in life

And that’s to play the game

What is the game I hear you ask ?

The answer’s very simple

It’s all about a small pink ball

That’s full of spikes and dimples 

This ball is carried everywhere 

But mostly where I’m working 

I get to dread the sound of it 

Bouncing whilst I’m cooking

According to my dog it seems

I only have one goal in life

To throw this wretched ball for him 

To keep him free from strife

This ball’s his dearest friend folks

He loves it with a passion 

It even goes to bed with him 

It really is obsession 

But who am I to argue with

A love that is so strong 

As long as he is happy

My dog can do no wrong