SENIOR BUS TOUR
On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the passengers were unloading to do some sightseeing one elderly lady stopped and whispered in his ear, “Driver, I believe that I was sexually harassed!”
The driver didn’t think much of this complaint, but promised he would check into it soon.
Later, that very same day, as the passengers were unloading again, a second little old lady bent down and whispered in his ear, “Sir, I believe I was sexually harassed!”
This time, he knew it had to be taken care of soon. A few passengers had remained on the bus, and he decided to go back and question them to see if they had any knowledge of what was going on.
He found one little old man crawling along the bus floor underneath the seats and stooped down to question him. “Excuse me, sir, could I help you?”
The elderly man looked up and said, “Well, sonny, you sure can. I’ve lost my toupee and I’m trying to find it. I thought I’d located it twice, but they were both parted in the middle, and mine’s parted on the side!”
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Lmao!!! Good one Tania! ???
Thank you,vicndallastx
Hilarious! Didnt see that coming! Thanks for the laughs – Tania — which I will share!
Thank you GG …you go ahead and share
Tania very funny and made me laugh. Thanks
Thank you, Marie…glad it made you laugh.
LOL I did not expect that.. Too Funny
Thank you irishnan…
HAHA!
LOL Berta
Good one Tania!
Thank you, drummer
Took second to sink in…LOL
ha ha , Thank you happysailor1
A total hoot ,!! Hahaha!
Thank you he76r45n
Haaaaa……..not a landing strip then…….
Ha ha, Star…Thank you
Nice one. Loved it!
Thank you poppet1968