HELLO TOES……
An old fella was celebrating 80 years on this earth.
He spoke to his toes,” Hello toes”. he said.” how are you? you know, you are 80 today. Oh, the times we’ve had! Remember how we walked in the park in the summer every Sunday Afternoon. the times we waltzed on the dance floor, Happy Birthday Toes!”
”Hello, knees, ” he continued .”How are you? You know you’re 80 today….the times we’ve had! Remember when we marched in the parade? oh, the hurdles we’ve jumped together. Happy Birthday, Knees.”
Then, he looked down at his crotch.” Hello Willie! you little prick, Just think If you were alive today, you’d be 80.
Don’t Laugh Whipper Snapper Your Day Will Come.
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lololol good oneTania u always make me laffffffffffff
haha Paddy I aim to please…
Tania we have a message in our toilet we aim to please would u aim to please lolol
Cheeky lol
Pads we can’t aim if “Willie’s” dead LOL 🙂
Ann you do come up with some good stuff. Made me laugh, thanks.
oh, Pads is not with it ”j” never mind and glad you got a laugh .
still laughing!!!! xx
Thanks Blush xx
Ann, Yes another good one and made me laugh. Thanks for sharing . 🙂
You are welcome Marie….Ann
Another good one,made me laugh also,thank you for sharing,anne,xxxxx
you are welcome flowersun xxxx…
Enjoyed it Ann u should have seen my smile. Therapy girl. Big time.
Oh, Trinichick so pleased that you smiled…pleased to see you back…
Noooo! that was tooo funny!!!
haha maggiess123 thank you ….
Good one Ann – nice start to my day, but then i don’t have a willy!!! lol xxx
Lina I should hope that you don’t have a willie hahaha
lol good one xxx
Thank you grandma xxx .!!!…
Hahahhhahhaha ann, good one xxx
hahaha Thank you Skippy ~~
Tania…I’ve nearly passed out from laughing!!
Livelovelaaugh oh, do not pass out lol..Thank you.-
hahahahahahahaha ann – good one xo