Travel advice.
In a Bangkok Temple:
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.
Cocktail lounge, Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
Doctor’s office, Rome:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
Dry cleaners, Bangkok:
DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.
In a Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE, OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.
On the main road to Mombasa, leaving Nairobi:
TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.
On a poster at Kencom:
ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP.
In a City restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.
In a Cemetery:
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS, FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.
Tokyo hotel’s rules and regulations:
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE, OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.
On the menu of a Swiss Restaurant:
OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.
In a Tokyo Bar:
SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.
Hotel, Yugoslavia:
THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE, IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
Hotel, Japan:
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
In the lobby of a Moscow Hotel, across from a Russian Orthodox Monastery:
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY, WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY, EXCEPT THURSDAY.
A sign posted in Germany’s Black Forest:
IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE, THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT, UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.
Hotel, Zurich:
BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.
Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?
Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS. (Just Like British Airways!!!)
A Laundry in Rome:
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND THEN SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME
And finally the all time classic:
Seen in an Abu Dhabi Souk shop window:
IF THE FRONT IS CLOSED PLEASE ENTER THROUGH MY BACKSIDE…
🙂 🙂
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shads in our house we had a sign in toilet we aim to please would u aim too please
Haha every house wit a male needs that sign! 🙂
hahahaa good one Pads 🙂
good to laugh thank U.
I’m very happy to hear you had a laugh woodsie 🙂 Hope you are still clinging tightly to the friends who offered you unconditional friendship..way to go bro! 🙂
You find the strange and the funny, Shads.
Keep them coming.
Thanks Way :). I do try to be different..oh you noticed did ya? lol 🙂
lol shads did you find these on your travels xxx
Yep Rose! You would be surprised what i see on my broomstick! lol. 🙂
Good laff, thanks 😀
my pleasure Polly 🙂
Happy Travels hahahahaha 🙂 Good one shads xox
Thanks forever :). I hope to do more travel in shout…you ready for my next adventure? lol. 🙂
Laughed all the way through Shads – though the last one unfortunately lingers in my mind….perhaps I have TOO active an imagination????? xxxx
You and me both Lina? wondererful isnt it? lol 🙂
Very funny. Thanks for the laughs! good one. xoxo
You are welcome precyxoxo. 🙂
Hahahahaha shads, loved them xxx
Dont be a stranger skippy!. If they made you laugh or smile then i’m happy. 🙂
can you draw up a list of rules for my pilgrims shads? hee hee!
I could jbc but you wouldnt let me..anyway they are bigger than me! lol 🙂
These will be very helpful, I’m sure, when I do my world-wide traveling! They were also very helpful in making me laugh! Thanks for posting.
A very interesting blog Shadow,
brilliant shads…just like you…. 🙂 🙂