Insanity

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity, try the following:

1. In the memo field of all your cheques, write, ‘For Marijuana’.

2. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

3. Specify that your drive-through order Is ‘To Go’.

4. Sing along at the Opera.

5. Five days in advance, tell your friends you cant attend their party because you have a headache.

6. Go to the zoo, and when leaving, run out yelling ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’

7. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy we will have to let one of you go.”

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

8. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, and ask where the ‘Fitting Room’ is.

It’s Called…THERAPY
Enjoy The Ride, Life is Short!