With time, women gain weight
because we accumulate so much information and
wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room,
it distributes out to the rest of our bodies.
So we aren’t heavy,
we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.
Beginning today, when I look at my backside in the mirror
I will think,
Good grief, look how smart I am!
Must be where ‘Smart Arse’ came from!
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Well Fy…that has put paid to my diet b4 it ever started. Can’t risk my brain shrinking!!!!!!
LOL friendly – you and me both 🙂
LOL How many brain cells might there be in potato salad..LOL
Sounds like a good explanation to me.
i must be real smart then in that case hahahaha!!!!! 😀 😀
foreveryoung when I look in the mirror I will forever be average smart
does that mean since i had salad for lunch i can have a yummy fattening dessert
Wimmin look better with a bit of condition on their bones,be they smart or dumb.
I cant understand the obsession with walking skeletons.
so right, now I know why my bot looks big in theese as they say.
I really laughed at this now if some one call,s me smart arse i will take it as a compliment