“Senior” personal ads
Some “Senior” personal ads seen in Florida newspapers:
(Who says seniors don’t have a sense of humor?)
FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80’s, slim, 5’4″ (used to be 5’6″), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
… LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let’s get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let’s get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.
MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let’s put our two heads together.
MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn’t in running condition, but walks well.
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Just too cute, Linda. Loved Memories. Love, Jackie xxx
Linda did you happen to get their number?? hahaha I love it 🙂
Love it, Linda. Lol
Very good post Linda. HaHa. xx
similar ones here linda not that i have looked hee hee!
brilliant linda 😀 😀
He he he…great post…..thank you Linda
This are so great! LOL! My two favorites are “LONG-TERM COMMITMENT” and “SERENITY NOW” . . . laughing. Thank you for sharing these, Linda!
Bright Blessings,
Faerie
So funny linda – ty for sharing xox