HOW TO STAY YOUNG
1. Try everything twice. On one woman’s tombstone she said she wanted this epitaph: “Tried everything twice. Loved it both times!” 2. Keep only cheerful…
Category: Senior Chatters
The Papisher and The Prod
I was born & reared on Sandy Row, a loyal Orange Prod; I stood for good King William, that noble man of God! My motto-No…
BITCHOLOGY
Being a bitch means………. I stand up for myself and my beliefs I stand up for those I love I think my own thoughts, speak…
FIVE RULES FOR 2012
Five Rules for 2012: 1) Money can not buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle. 2) Forgive…
Soap Dispenser Lament
A soap dispenser should just sit there and not bother anybody until someone pumps its head and then it should just dispense a glop of…
God and Noah.
One day God calls down to Noah and says, “Noah me old china, I want you to make me a new Ark”. Noah replies, “No…
Fruit and personalities.
Did you know that you can tell what kind of personalities people have by the kind of fruits they like? Which fruit would you pick…
Ode Of A Sardonic Redneck (that’s me!)
Summer’s arrived in my world, it ain’t funny It’s time to get busy and earn me some money So I load up my bike with…
Until There Was You
Until there was a moment like this When two hearts beat as one There was no way for me to show The magic that you’ve…
My Dream World
Dreams are my reality They keep me safe and warm In dreams I can relive your love Without doing any harm Night time is my…