waylander
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Don’t trust everyone, because sugar and salt have the same colour.
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I like this one
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Notice on my door:-
A crazy dog lives here! DO NOT KNOCK! He will bark, I will yell and chaos will ensue.
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Ain’t THAT the truth ! 🥴
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Try 3 dogs lol
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“I don’t care if he died a hero as you say. I loved him and I would still have loved him if he’d been a coward, a liar or a thief! I just want him back!”
Words spoken by a widow before she slapped the Colonel’s face, spat on his nice shiny boots and stormed out.
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My doctor told me to start killing people.
Well not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce the stress in my life, which is pretty much the same thing.
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@waylander sounds reasonable
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