waylander
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Everybody is a book of blood; wherever we’re opened, we’re red.
Clive Barker
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I want the lettering on my gravestone to be so small that people have to crouch down and squint to read it. And I want it to say “Hey! You’re standing on my balls!”
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What? You’d not reach up and grab them by the ankles?
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They said all dreams come true. They forgot to mention that nightmares are dreams too.
Unknown
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Election day in England for local councils, not parliament. The law here recently changed to require that you show photo I.D. to be allowed to vote.
I pitched up, Driving Licence in hand, and showed it to the clown behind the desk who promptly tried to take it from me so that he could scan it into his little computer.
I pointed out that the law…
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WOW – I’m taking my bus pass and an expired passport, I’m now wondering what they’ll make of that ! Any ‘jobsworth’ might end up in a ruckus with a Wheelie Walker ! 😆
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Not required for voting in Wales today it seems. Weird. Why should it be any different?
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