tania
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tania posted an update 6 years ago
A guy is browsing in a pet shop, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch.
It doesn’t have any feet or legs.
The guy says aloud, ‘Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot.?’
The parrot says, ‘I was born this way.
I’m a defective parrot.’
‘Holy crap,’ the guy replies.
‘You actually understood and answered me. !’
‘I got every word,’ says… Read more -
tania posted an update 6 years ago
My chat has disappeared
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tania posted a new post. 6 years ago
The Real Meaning Of PeaceThere once lived a king who announced to prize the artist who would paint the best painting depicting peace. Many great painters sent the king…
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Brexit comes to mind…..have to keep the peace of heart and mind whilst surrounded by utter chaos……
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I think I have given up on all the garbage, Star…Thank you
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tania posted an update 6 years ago
@he76r45n
Thank you for accepting my friendship x -
tania posted a new post. 6 years ago
WHO IS JACK SCHITT?The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt.” Now you can…
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What a load of shite…lol…..
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Ho, ho, ho. A guy just said after a meeting that people cared “Jack Schitt” about anything he said. I almost laughed out loud and it was the first time I had agreed totally with him. So, this struck me as very funny. Someone has a very creative mind.
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tania posted a new post. 6 years ago
CHRISTMAS CAKEOnce again this year, I’ve had request for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes. Please keep in your files as I am beginning…
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Love it! The thought of a blind drunk person in charge of machinery is utterly terrifying and yet funny at the same time.
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Totally agree with way on that one
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tania posted an update 6 years ago
@bluesdad
Hello, Not seen you online to chat to of late…I hope all is well. -
tania posted an update 6 years ago
There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.
One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read: Dear God, I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension.… Read more -
tania posted a new post. 6 years ago
THE STORY OF THE BLIND GIRLThere was a blind girl who hated herself just because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for…
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I agree with you irishnan…..Thank you
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I was sad and sorry for myself – no shoes at all, but then I saw a man with no feet!
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