Take a moment to read this. You won’t be sorry.

In the year 2013, the Lord came unto Noah, Who was now living in America and said:
“Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me.”
“Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans.”

He gave Noah the… Read more

EATING IN THE FIFTIES

Pasta had not been invented. It was macaroni or spaghetti.

Curry was a surname.

A take-away was a mathematical problem.

Pizza? Sounds like a leaning tower somewhere.

Bananas and oranges only appeared at Christmas time.

All chips were plain.

Rice was a milk pudding, and never, ever part of our dinner.

A Big Mac… Read more

Farmer’s Names

George, the farmer, had so many children that he ran out of names. So he started calling his kids after something around his farm. Farmer Jokes

It was the first day of school and the teacher asked each child their name. When he got to one of the farmer George’s sons, the boy replied, ‘Wagon Wheel.’

The teacher said, ‘I need… Read more

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After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came to see a therapist. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.
On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list… Read more

I grew up in Ulverston In the 50’s during a time when everyone treated each other like family, everyone that came to your house was your auntie or uncle, even if they were no relation. We went outside to play on streets, played football on “The Front” built dens and jumped in puddles to get mud off our shoes. We had to be home when the street… Read more