It’s the third one from the left on the lower jaw that’s giving me pain doctor.

Why couldn’t you take me for a drink on our first date , like any normal bloke ? ! 

Terrorist with a sub-machine gun? What terrorist?

Phone clones ! !

Yes! He IS my best friend.

……and all you have to do is fill in the hole with wet cement.

They come in over the fence and into the trees then I deal with them. If they come through the gate, he gets ’em.

Ape imitates Man!  Dog confused!

Government insist that all animals wear face masks

OMG! What has she done to me now — hope I dont meet any of my pals!

Some people will do anything to get attention !

Well we have a choice. Get the hacksaw or wait a month for him to slim down.