Just be thankful you weren’t sitting in it  ! !

Just goes to show those BMW’s aren’t as tough as they claim.

That curry was strong!

That will teach you to call me an old fart

Motor cycle ejector seat tests prove to be successful 

Oh sod it!

I wish I hadn’t had that last drink

Drug squad use trained squirrel to find major cannabis haul concealed in hollow tree

I don’t care if you do have a blue badge .You can’t park it there

I turned right when I should have turned left.

Wrestler takes takes extreme measures to avoid a penalty for not wearing face mask

Bloody ‘ell , I’ve gone blind !

Baseball player has embarrassing wardrobe malfunction 

Ouch , that’s got to have hurt ! 

Don’t look Ethel!

Get the hell away from me  , you B**TARD !

Well there are mobile homes and there are mobile homes!!

 Another brick in the wall🎵