Where’s my darn wife when I need her ? !

I used to use this years ago when I was in my band.

Come back sis , the cat has got 8 more lives than you !

Kitten:- NO! I will not come back! I’m a hunter not a lap cat.

Suppers ready !

Chicken:- Why does she have to make that godawful noise every evening?

If you don’t mind me asking Sir , just who is steering that contraption ?

Left paw down a bit, Daisy and make sure that lazy poodle’s ready with the brake pedal.

I ABSOLUTELY cannot believe what I just heard about HER !

Her husband lets her do WHAT????

Don’t be sad woofie , I’ll take you for a walk later.

Oh the shame, the shame. To be replaced by a bloody kitten!

I read instructions. I don’t always follow them, but I do read them.