Woman with flowered hat – I do not wish to alarm you my dear , but I really believe you have a LIVE bird on your hat !

Excuse me ladies. It’s supposed to be bird FEATHERS on your hat. Not the entire bird!

You can’t chase that ball pup , but I promise we’ll play catch when we get home.

Yes, i know you could catch the ball in the outfield far faster than that bloke.

Honestly Dobbin , it can’t move as fast as you !

Yes, I know it’s “a damned mechanical contraption” but there’s no need to destroy it.

Go on Charlie , admit it , I got ya beat !

Dog:- When are they going to pack this in? I want my dinner!

Do you think mum would notice if we each had one ?

Yes I know they all look good, but you’re not allowed the chocolate ones.

Sugar overload for sweet birthday babe.

Ruined carpet in…three….two…..

A tall dark handsome man please !

OK, so you didn’t like the dinner, but did you have to chuck the plate down the well too?