You said walkies you swine!

If I didn’t have this muzzle on – – – – – –

hmmmmm, well I do want to access my car

If they can’t park, how dangerous are they on the road?

I said would you like a bite! not a quarter of the block!

Ain’t first love grand?

not sure why they give me these puzzles, after all they are bigger than me and should know the answers

Yes, yes! The theory of relativity. This is boring. I read this last month.

Oi! Mum a bit of help here would not go astray

Bum? Big? Why ask me. Ask Dad………….What do you mean “Dad’s dead”?

righto! we have fire and warmth, now how do we get food?

I will kill the first one who starts singing Koombaya

Brilliant!!