“Think I’ll stay in my shell today”

I don’t mind swimming but I’m not keen on water on my head.

Just catching up with all the latest news.

Not at all sure that rope should be around your neck mate !

This is the fifth attempt to get this battening right. If it’s wrong again, i’m jumping

Now , if I can just chip it to the right – – – – – –

Play it where it lies. Does that include four fathoms of water?

Underage drinker alert !

My sister said if I flash a bit of boob, the old sod won’t notice the bad I.D.

“No, i’ve not seen any turkey legs”

Skake it all about !

They’ll all be home soon boy.

OK human. What the hell have you done with the boat?