You’re not trying to get me tiddly are you Charles ?

I’m quite “loosened up” enough. Now get your hand off my bum.

You two are in soooo much trouble !

It’s ok. Dad won’t miss this little bit of baccy.

I’m going to need a MUCH smaller last to fix this.

OK, but how the hell does a doll wear her soles out?

Our granddaughter isn’t here so your just going to have to do.

Why the hell didn’t you let me buy you that dummy last month?

You guys might just as well have stayed at home.

All I said was “have you been keeping up with the washing up”

Only one Freddie , or you’ll spoil your dinner.

If you have more than one you’ll end up as fat as me.

I wish I could share the rain with you both.