I don’t think you’ve quite got the hang of this game youngster.

Yes I know. Close counts in horse shoes and grenades.

I gotta practice for my cubs first aid badge grandad.

When you’ve done this go and untie the poor cat!

These two are going to be hard work.

Body language speaks volumes……

If you give us your money we’ll let you play with us.

Not a chance lads. It’s staying in my pocket.

This is definitely going to end in tears.

Just have to remember the word my Dad use when he misses the nail then I know another go is in order….

Ok , now your engaged so bugger off home so I can close up.

Wife:- Oh isn’t that sweet?
Husband:- Reminds me of that Queen song
Wife:- Oh yes? Which one?
Husband:- Another one bites the dust.
(and he’s sleeping on the couch tonight)