He’s afraid she’s gonna turn ugly now it’s midnight !

OK, it’s midnight. If we’re not going to bed then I’m going home.

This is a new game bruv , it’s called find the foot in mouth.

Give me back my biscuit!

It’s a very good job you’re wearing a turban !

Not a lady you want to upset

I’m sure that muscle has grown since yesterday.

Dog:- Sorry kid. You’re still a weakling.

Flippin’ eck grandma , that’s gonna be a six !

That’s going through the greenhouse!

Come on doggie , you can have a bath with me.

Your turn next, dog!

Hahahaha

Very creative thinking!!