Sweet little thing, he arrived early this morning !

Up you get. You can’t sit there all day.

Have a good day, Miss!

Excuse me young lady, but Buster had a poo somewhere over there yesterday and I never did find it.

Don’t worry, Gran, we’ll fix your roof.

I’m not all bent over from age. I’m all bent over to avoid clouting my head on the low rafters in this damned cottage.

I am going to read you a fantastic story : Robinson Crusoe.

But if the commandments were on tablets of stone, how did he manage to lug them all the way down a mountain all on his own?

Grey kitten:- Why does she always get played with and we’re stuck over here?

If you don’t stop annoying me with playing with my kitten you’re going to be very sorry.

I’ve got no clue !