Not really my fault !  I don’t like to be locked down !

THE CAT DID IT – NOT ME!

Next time you get yourself stuck in a place like this you can damned well stay here.

You’re not trustworthy ! You led us astray and what are we  supposed to do now?
Wait for a miracle?

Oh God! Where are the brakes on these things?

Never again ! I wish I were under my duvet, nice and warm !

I wonder if my mates aren’t right : she leads me by the nose !

This is not “The matrix” so the landing’s really, really going to hurt.

Even when you bend over backwards …

Shut up or I might miss the fish bone and drag your tongue out.

Sorry but we can’t wait for the dentist to come back from his holiday.