Don’t let him drive! He hasn’t got a licence!

I’m your doggy pal , why did you leave me behind in your garage space ?

WHAT?????

I’m a certified spoon juggler.

Right! Now chuck the dolly over the side and see if it bounces.

This will only end in tears !

Intruders are afraid of me, but they really shit themselves at night when my albino mate, George comes round the corner.

Are you sure you’ve remembered to apply your suncream George ?