Thank god you’re here. We’ve run out of pots and pans.

Mummy say’s I have to do all the washing up !

…..and he’s old and pathetic and once every two weeks is not enough!

Oh gawd , she’s going to take all bloody night telling her mother about her date !

How to save on the heating bills.

The family that sleeps together , stays together. 

Gravel……….more gravel…….more gravel. Where’s the damned gold got to?

A dyed – in – the – wool optimist !

Your turn next my lovely lady.

If you want a job doing well – – – – – –

You’re evacuees? You’re billeted here? What the hell’s going on?

He’s hurt his paw Mister , can you help ?

Pinning a note on her back saying “I pee myself” will not help with Mary’s incontinence problems, now will it?

When I said we were going to play ‘Pin the tail on the donkey’ this is NOT what I meant !

Lol

Good one!  Pinching this LOL!!

Lol, love it FY 😂