Mummy says that to be a lady I have to put up with all this. I think I’d rather be a martial arts expert, then I don’t have to put up with anything

it’s never too soon to make oneself beautiful. 

………well I’m so VERY sorry but I’m too knackered to make it all the way to the top.

It just got all too much for me !

Is there any chance you can make a big bowl shaped one I could fill with cushions and use as a bed?

Stop  faffing about and throw my milk saucer. 

No No No – I HATE water !

Not the bath!!! PLEASE!!!!! Not the bath!!!!!!!!

Quagga? You’re looking for a Quagga? Yer a bit late man, they’ve been extinct since the late 19th century.

You’ve heard the expression ‘Make a horse laugh’ – Well , this is MY version. 

I decided I was getting old when I found myself thinking ” dont be ridiculous you silly old bugger about people younger than than myself ” 😋