It just kinda….exploded…….honest!

It was NOT me – its that darned cat again!

Oh stop looking at me like that! The damned bird’s up there on the curtains.

So , I’m purring not chirping , what more do you want ! ?

If he’s eating that, he’s not eating us…..now how the hell do we get outa here?

No problem , we much prefer a takeaway.

PLEASE tell me this is a one way road!

Dont anyone move – not even sneeze!

I’m the lookout.

I’ve got the biggest horns so I’m top of the heap.

I keep him warm and the dogs that would normally bother me are terrified of him.

Opposites attract definitely applies here !