This just makes me feel sad , I can’t find a jokey comment. 😥 

Turn the bloody sprinklers off you evil sod!

I’m just going to sit and dangle my toes in the water. 

……and she wandered off into the mists of fayrie and was never seen again…..

Top of the world Ma ,top of the world.  

One mis-step and it’s 400 feet straight down. Woo Hoo!

Why on earth run when you could ride ? !

“Hand brake? Of course I put the hand brake on” you said. 

I might share woof but don’t count your chickens !

Do you think she’d notice if we just had one each?

This is called child abuse ! 🥴

Dear GOD!!!! They’re trying to kill me!

LOL!! Pinching this! 🤣