I may well ‘borrow’ this one ! 😆 

1960’s Glasgow finding a virgin over the age of about 14 would have been an achievement 😇

No! YOU tell him to get out of our garden.

Scaredy cats! 😟😟

Mistress has been on the gin again!

Cat pee – definitely cat pee!!

I don’t know what he’s screaming about. I missed his head.

I TOLD him to get outta the way !

Dear GOD they are! They’re doing it on that filthy kitchen floor!

Come on you humans , it’s time for our grub.  

They told me to wear boots and not these stupid yacht shoes and now I’m 14 miles from the nearest house or road, I’ve done both my ankles in and there’s no signal on my mobile phone! 

You’ll catch your death lying on that grass – Oh , wait a minute – – – – – –

Here comes the coach. Get the pistols out kids, this looks like a rich bunch.

Let’s hope there’s room for us all children.