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I was a very happy man.
My wonderful Italian girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me….It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend…
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Phew!
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DISTINCTION BETWEEN GUTS &BALLS To those of you who are nit pickers about the meaning of words: There’s a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We’ve all heard about people having Guts and Balls, but do you really know the difference between
them? In effort to keep you informed, here are the
definitions. GUTS- Is arriving home late, after…
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My friend started drinking brake fluid, but he says it’s OK as he can stop any time he wants to.
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guy goes to the council for a job.interviewer asks ‘are you allergic to anything?’ ‘yes, caffeine’, he says. ‘are you disabled in anyway?’ ‘yes’, he replies, ‘i was in the army and a bomb exploded near me and blew my testicles off’. interviewer says ‘ok you’re hired. the hours are 8 till 4,but you can start at 10 everyday’. the guy asks… Read more
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a 7 year old and a 4 year old are in their bedroom. “you know what” says the 7 year old “l think its time we started swearing. when we go downstairs for breakfast i’ll swear first then you, okay? “ok says the 4 year old. mum asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast.”l want coco pops, bitch! THWACK!! he flew out of his chair crying his…
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A russian soldier ran up to a nun out of breath he gasped can i hide under your skirts please, ill explain later.the nun obliged .
The some military police arrived and asked the nun if she had seen anybody, she said he went that way.when they were out of sight the soldier crawled out and thanked her profusely, and explained that he didnt want to…
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2 geezers having a conversation
1st geezer “whats a schzitzu?
2nd geezer. “ a zoo with no animals
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aries posted an update 3 months ago
An old man went to the doctors accompanied by his wife.
Doctor said he needs a stool sample a urine sample and a sperm sample
The man turns to his wife and asks her what he said.
She told him to just leave his underpants
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When you die , your wife will sell your things for what you told her they cost
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My mate got shot with a starting pistol………..police said its race related
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