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Pulled out a nose hair today to see if it hurt
…..judging by the reaction of the guy sleeping next to me on the bus it must hurt like hell
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Lady says to her husband that she wantsto have breast enlargement,
Husband says “ take some toilet paper and wipe it in your cleavage”
Will that really work she asks.
Well it worked wonders on your bum
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@aries Do we send flowers to the hospital or a wreath to the undertakers?
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aries posted an update 5 months ago
Wishing everybody a Happy ,new year. I hope it brings peace , tolerance and understanding, and most of all that mankind will finally learn that war solves nothing. World leaders cannot impose their ideals on whole populations. Accept that each and everybody has their own opinions and respect that fact.
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Y = Ya Mo Be There………………….James Ingram & Michael Mcdonald
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T…. Texas……………..Chris Rea
God rest you chris…. Miss the coffee and chats all them years ago,
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L = Lifes been good…………..Joe Walsh
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L = Look wot you dun………………….Slade
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F.. = ……………Fool for your stockings…………….ZZ-Top
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S =………. Stealin. ………………..Uriah Heep
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ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND….
It is important for all husbands to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger.
When you notice this, try not to yell at them.
Some do become oversensitive, and there’s nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.
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