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Warning
Never argue with a woman
If you win,, then things will get worse
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I just read the Forgotten one by scorpio, in her soliloquies. And it reminded me of the song. The words are sadly all to true.
Harry Chapin………….Cats in the cradle
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G..= God………………..John Lennon
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We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced sothat stupid people wont be offended
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So very true, and not just in the USA, even over here being intelligent is seen as some sort of social disgrace, frowned upon.
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To try and get shoppers to return, a local supermarket has introduced a number of new initiatives to make the customers’ shopping experience more enjoyable, despite having to wear a face-mask.
On entering, the smell of freshly-baked bread awakens your senses as soon as you step into the store and when you reach the milk aisle, you hear the sound…
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A Winchester woman driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk & asked, ‘What’s your hurry?’
She replied, ‘I’m late for work.’
‘Oh yeah,’ said the cop, ‘what do you do?’
‘I’m a Rectum Stretcher,’…-
I tend to think if He had though of giving You a just a warning or break that’s gone, guess You better have money to pay the fine !
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Apparently men have sex 2-3 times a week excluding eskimos who average 2 times a year.
This came as a distressing shock to me as I didn’t even know I was an eskimo -
Stunner
A bloke sitting next to me on the Train pulled out a photo of his Wife and showed it to me saying “This is my Wife….isn’t she beautiful” ?
I replied “If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my Wife”
He said “Why…..is she a stunner” ?
“No…..she’s an Optician” !
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Tools dictionary
DRILL PRESS : A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it.
WIRE WHEEL : Cleans paint off bolts and then throws…
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I think I’ve used most of these! 😂
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aries posted an update 3 months ago
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had
just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions
about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then
about her new husband’s occupation. “He’s a funeral director,” she answered.“Interesting,” the newsman thought.
He…
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