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Sometimes i wish i was a octopus, so i could slap eight people at once
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@aries What a lovely idea.
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Its really weird, been the same age as old people
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Duct tape…..it cant fix stupid………..but it can muffle the sound
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To become old and wise, you have to first be young and stupid
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@aries Unfortunately I’m still waiting for the Wise to kick in.
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Yeah…still working my way up to that!!
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Ive reached that age where my brain goes from” you probably shouldn’t say that”
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What the hell. Lets see what happens
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With me it’s more likely to be “you probably shouldn’t have said that. Oh well, too late!”
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Descarte walks into a burger bar and orders a burger, when the server asked if would like sauce on it , he said “i think not” and disappeared
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I think therefore I’m not a burger.
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Took my 15 hours but I got there 💡
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Money cant buy you happiness
But it can buy you tools
Which is pretty much the same thing
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Never be a prisoner ofyour past
It was a just a lesson
Not a life sentence
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How to please a woman
Be interested in what she has to say
Tell her shes pretty
Take her outto dinner
Buy her jewellery
Love her
How to please a man
Turn up naked
Bring plenty of beer
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I prefer scotch, but naked I can cope with.
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Marriage is a workshop, wher the man works and the woman shops
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