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‘dad , i’m going to join the army , i’ve heard girls really go for a man in uniform ”
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‘it’s not the uniform son –
it’s the knowledge that the guy wearing it is used to taking orders and eating crap food ”
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Cam
Came Across this advertisement from 1964………swinging sixties
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Can you imagine the complaints there would be today if they put that out now? lol
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Well….I have been in A&E – AGAIN!! I decided to go horse riding, something a bit different to cheer me up with all that’s gone on lately. This is something I have done before, a long time ago… anyway It turned out to be a big big mistake! I got on the horse and we started off slowly, grew in confidence, went a little faster but before I… Read more
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An old cowboy told his grandson the secret of long life
”When you have your porridge in the morning , sprinkle a little gunpowder on it instead of sugar, that way you’ll be like me and live a good long time !”
His grandson followed this advice and sure enough lived to the ripe old age of 97 !
When he died he left behind 6 children ,… -
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Gold dust woman……..Fleetwood mac
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Beware of telling lies
Russ and Fred, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
One day Russ didn’t show up. Fred didn’t think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something..
But after Russ hadn’t shown up for a week or so, Fred really got worried. However, since…-
Silly old bugga 🙂
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