Little Billy & Lucy

Little Billy and Lucy are only 12 years old...

But they know they are in love.

One day they decide that they want to get married,

So Billy goes to Lucy's father to ask him for her hand.

Billy bravely walks up to him and says,

"Mr. Smith, me and Lucy are in love

And I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing,

Mr. Smith replies,

"Well Billy, you're only 12..

Where will you two live?"

Without even taking a moment to think about it,

Billy replies,

"In Lucy's room..

It's bigger than mine

And we can both fit there nicely."
Still thinking this is just adorable,

Mr. Smith says with a huge grin,

"Okay, then how will you live?

You're not old enough to get a job.

You'll need to support Lucy."

Again, Billy instantly replies, "Our pocket money,

Lucy gets five dollars a week

And I get 8 dollars. That's about 52 dollars a month

So that should do us just fine."

Mr. Smith is impressed

Billy has put so much thought into this.

"Well Billy,

It seems like you have everything worked out.

I just have one more question.

"What will you do if the two of you should have

Little children of your own?"

Billy just shrugs his shoulders and says,

"Well, we've been lucky so far."

Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little s**t is adorable

🙂 🙂

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  1. foreveryoung2

    How stupid is dad – how did Billy know about Lucy’s room and how well they both fitted there durrrrrrrrrrrrrr hahahahahahaha – good one shads xoxox

  2. Linda

    Funny joke Shadow, thank for sharing. Sad but kids are younger and younger these days experimenting with sex and/or drugs.