fifty shades of grey===================

GLESGA SLANG ! WURLDS BEST ACCENT
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY-A HUSBAND’S VIEW
The missus bought a paperback
Down saltcoats yesterday
I had a look inside her bag
Twas fifty shades of grey!
Well I just left her to it
And at ten I went to bed
An hour later she appeared
The sight filled me with dread
In her left she held a rope
And in her right a whip!!
She threw them down apon the floor
And then began to strip
Well fifty years or so ago
I might’ve had a peek
But Mabel hasn’t weathered well
She’s eighty four next week!!!
Watching Mabel bump & grind
Could not have been much grimmer
And things went from bad to worse
She toppled off her Zimmer
She struggled back apon her feet
A couple of minutes later
She put her teeth back in & said
“I am the dominator !!!”
Now if you knew Mabel
You’d see just why I spluttered
I spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I uttered
As she stood there nude & naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her sensual like
And stood on her left tit !!
Mabel screamed , her teeth shot out
My god what had I done ?
She moaned & groaned then shouted out
Step on the other one
Well readers,I can’t tell no more
About what occurred that day