DAMNED FINE EXPLANATION

shadow January 24, 2013
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The wife came home early and found her

husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

And she was somewhat upset. ‘You are a disrespectful pig’ she cried. ‘How dare you do this to me — a faithful wife, the mother of

your children! I’m leaving you .. I want a

divorce right away!’

And the husband replied, ‘Hang on just a

minute love so at least I can tell you

what happened.’ ‘Fine, go ahead,’ she sobbed,’ but they’ll be the last words you’ll say to me!’

And the husband began — ‘Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young

lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so

down and out and defenseless that I took

pity on her and let her into the car..

I noticed that she was very thin, not well

dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn’t eaten for three days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home

and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you

last night, the ones you wouldn’t eat because you’re afraid you’ll put on weight. The poor

thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested

a shower, and while she was doing that, I

noticed her clothes were dirty and full of

holes, so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her

the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don’t wear because you say they

are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was

your anniversary present, which you don’t

wear because I don’t have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you

for Christmas that you don’t wear just to

annoy her, and I also donated those boots

you bought at the expensive boutique and

don’t wear because someone at work has

a pair the same.’

The husband took a quick breath and continued – ‘She was so grateful for my understanding

and help that as I walked her to the door,

she turned to me with tears in her eyes

and said,

‘Please … Do you have anything else that

your wife doesn’t use?

🙂 🙂

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