Christmas present .
A young man called Chris from London wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend.
They hadn’t been seeing each other for very long and she lived in Scotland .
Chris consulted with his sister and decided, after careful consideration, that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the right note… not too romantic and not too personal.
Off he went with his sister to Harrods and they selected a dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought a pair of sexy
knickers for herself at the same time.
Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two items, the sister got the gloves and Chris unknowingly got the knickers.
Good old Chris sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the following letter.
Dear Maggie,
I chose these because I’ve noticed that you are not wearing any when we
go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would have
chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones (which
are easier to remove).
These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed
me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and I hardly
noticed any marks.
I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even
though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they rub
against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she hasn’t needed
to wash it since she began wearing them.
I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt
many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you
again.
When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because
they will be naturally a little damp from wearing.
Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming
year.
I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.
All my love,
Chris
P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of fur showing
🙂 :).
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Shads that was the funniest thing i read in a long time .mind you nearly spat my tea out when read the P.S
Good to see you again nemo :). I thought it one of the best too. Was a guy who sent me it..he has a wicked sense of humour..too bad he does not send me them more often. 🙂 x
Shadow I couldn’t stop laughing hon and it was the funnest thing I have read in along time also. I agree with Nemo.
Thank you marie. always happy to see you comment. :). x
OMG shads LOL !
what! what! what!! what did i do forever? lol just kidding you happy you smiled today. :).
Shads, that was absolutely hilarious!!
have i got it right now jay?…joking again!. thanks for comment. 🙂
still laughing lol
Happy to hear that skippy. :). Thank you.
hmmmm i’m sayin nowt!! 🙂
Wonder why pols? lol. :). x
OMG..that was so funny Shads, so glad to be back to read your posts.
Well. hello solo :). I have not seen you for ages! great to have you back with us :). Hope you are staying this time!. Thanks for comment. :).
hahahahahahahahh OH MY SHADS>>>>>>> I am with the rest of the bunch…I laughed my fool head off, and I still am….Thank you for the good hearty laugh today!! 🙂
I nearly missed ya passy…good thing i walked down this road again lol. Always happy to hear from you and my post made ya laugh i like doing that to folks. :). x
That truly made me cry with laughter. Thanks Shads.
Happy to see you lo :). I dont think another post like this will come my way again, hope it does becouse i can share it with all my friends on here. Thanks for comment. :).
HAHHHHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA…oohhhhhhhhhhh shadz..you little stinker you..lol
Hilarious! Funniest thing I’ve read in a long time. Thank you so much for posting.
Hahahahahahaha, enjoyed getting a laugh with this, Shads! I laughed the entire time time I read this.
These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed
me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and I hardly
noticed any marks.
Trying to imagine the reply lol