Limerick time
Some airplanes that were supersonic All came from a man quite ironic As a matter of fact His ideas so abstract All came when he…
LET YOUR FRIENDS KNOW JUST HOW IMPORTANT THEY ARE
A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. What food might this contain?’ the…
This cyber love
Is this real or in my dreams My worlds unraveling at the seams You have my heart now take my soul This cyber love is…
Testicle Therapy!!!!!!!!!!!
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next…
poetry
Blooming Moonlight and roses, candles and wine Eyelids that closes, kisses so fine Words gently spoken, soft delicate ears A trinket a token, glassy eyed…
Quotes By famous People. First..Audrey Hepburn.
“Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you’ll find one at the end of your arm … As you grow older you will discover…
BACHELORS COOKING
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking, their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got a cookbook once,” said one, “but I could never do anything…
A REAL MAN
A real man is a woman’s best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she…
BIG TROUBLE
There were two young brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly mischievous. Whatever went wrong in the neighborhood, it turned out they had…
WORLD CUP
The seven dwarfs went off to work in the mine one day, while Snow White stayed at home to do the housework and cook their…