The Rat.
This poem is about the story I wrote before ,about the Rat on my bedside table ,while in New Guinea . He sits and looks…
Handwriting On The Wall ..by Unknown
A weary mother returned from the store, Lugging groceries through the kitchen door. Awaiting her arrival was her 8 year old son, Anxious to relate…
The Most Beautiful Flower..by Unkown
The park bench was deserted as I sat down to read Beneath the long,straggly branches of an old willow tree. Disillusioned by life with good…
THE WASHING MACHINE
A man is walking behind his wife and says, “Baby, your arse is getting so fat, it’s looking like a washing machine.” The woman keeps…
DRIVER’S LICENCE
My neighbour was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up…
Memory Loss
Being diagnosed with memory loss isn’t the worst thing that can happen to you because in 15 minutes you have forgotten all about it.
Walking Missy
A girl wants to walk her pet dog.She asks her mum., ”Mum, can I walk Missy?” The mum replies, ”Um Missy’s on heat”. The girl…
Making a Baby….
There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny! The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate…
Diary Notes
Womans Diary………. Wednesday 26th November. Saw him in thr evening and he was acting really strangely. I’d been shopping in the afternoon with the girls…
Out Of The Darkness
Theres a place that is calling and waiting for me, I can’t tell you where, and I neither can see. Its right in my mind,…