Bedroom golf…
Here are the rules of the game……………..( not for the easilly offended!!)
1. Each player should furnish his own equipment for play – Men – one club and two balls.
2. Play on the course should be approved by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.
4.. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check the shaft stiffness before play.
5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.
6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete.. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again.
7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to the well formed bunkers.
8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played, or are currently playing, to the owner of the course being played. Upset course owners have been known to damage players equipment for this reason.
9. Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their own protection.
10. Players should assure themselves that their match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else playing on what they considered to be a private course.
11. Players should not assume that a course is in shape for play at all times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternative means of play when this is the case.
12. The course owner is responsible for manicuring and pruning any bush around the hole to allow for improved viewing of, alignment with, and approach to the hole.
13. Players are advised to obtain the course owners permission before attempting to play the back nine..
14. Slow play is encouraged. However players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily at the course owners request.
15. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.
16. Should the course be closed for repairs and maintenance (normally once a month) The player can take the time and do some maintenance on his club by cleaning the shaft. !!!
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Ha ha Good one Pols and No!!!
thank you tania and i am surprised hahaha!!! 🙂
lol pollie
thank you alipat….glad you liked it 🙂
hahaha Good one Ma’am xx
thank you eddy hope it made ya laugh 🙂
you bet it did ma’am x
uh oh!!!!Hubby is on the golf course now but i am pretty sure it is outdoors LOL!!
hmmmm sue…hope so hahaha!!!! now i understand your shout lololol!!! thick i am!! haha!!! I wondered what golf had to do with cow pie lol!!!! 😀 😀
Pollie I thought this was really good and enoyed reading it.
Thank you marie glad you liked it!! 🙂
Pollie…. Never really liked that the game of golf… But this looks like my kinda game!!! hahahahaha!
yep blush…maybe we could get a team together hahaha!!!! 😀 😀
never been one for golf, but i think i might give this version a try.
Ta Pollie. good one lady
wow!! thank you for that way…appreciate you reading…oh…let me know when you tried it will ya hahaha!!!! 😀 😀
**Laughing** I’m polishing up the old man’s clubs as we speak, but I wonder where he left the balls??? Good one, Pollie.
hahahaha!!! Normi good one!! let me know when you find em and keep polishing!!!! 😀
Hmmm. Makes me want to go out and get a new club….
hahaha!!! just watch where your ‘swinging’ it if ya do!!! 😀
I’m afraid it’s always raining in my part of the world – haven’t played golf for such a long time – thanks for the reminder pollie LOL xoxoxox
happy to oblige forever!!! memories hahaha!!!!! 😀 😀
oh pollie loved it really great game of golf ,,,,,,,,,,problem………. haven’t been on the green for awhile must get out and try it. mac