The Boy Who Laughed at Santa Claus by Ogden Nash
In Baltimore there lived a boy, He wasn’t anybody’s joy. Although his name was Jabez Dawes, His character was full of flaws. In school he…
In Baltimore there lived a boy, He wasn’t anybody’s joy. Although his name was Jabez Dawes, His character was full of flaws. In school he…
Everyone grumbled. The sky was grey. We had nothing to do and nothing to say. We were nearing the end of a dismal day, And…
The Owl and the Pussy Cat went to sea In a beautiful pea-green boat, They took some honey, and plenty of money Wrapped up in…
Pity the poor, maligned fruitcake. Who hasn’t heard of the same fruitcake that gets passed around every year and then sits on a shelf until…
Masking the pain and hiding the fear; shedding tears in silence so that others will not hear. Thus you become adept at playing out your…
In the Valleys We Grow Sometimes life seems hard to bear, Full of sorrow, trouble and woe It’s then we have to remember That it’s…
The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter, It isn’t just one of your holiday games; You may think at first I’m as mad as…
A free bird leaps on the back Of the wind and floats downstream Till the current ends and dips his wing In the orange suns…
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I’m not cute or built to suit a fashion model’s size But when I start to tell them,…
1. Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee. 2.…
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