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I walked into the grocery store not particularly interested in buying groceries. I wasn’t hungry. The pain of losing my husband of 57 years was…
I walked into the grocery store not particularly interested in buying groceries. I wasn’t hungry. The pain of losing my husband of 57 years was…
It was necessary to keep a good supply of cannon balls near the cannon on old war ships. But how to prevent them from rolling…
About 90% of heart attacks occur early in the morning and it can be minimized if one takes a glass or two of water NOT…
When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, “I want the men to make two lines. One line…
At my recent assault trial, I offered a plea of “Guilty with an explanation.” The judge asked me what my explanation was, so I told…
When you have to visit a public toilet, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it’s…
The Grim Reaper came for me last night , and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death. A mate…
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple…
1. U can’t count your hair 2. U can’t wash your eyes with soap 3. U can’t breathe when your tongue is out Put your…
As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Parking Officer’s funeral A voice from inside screams: “I’m not dead, I’m not dead!…
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