Saving for a Ferrari

This piece contains an Irish variant of a common but not always acceptable four letter Anglo-Saxonism. Be warned, lol

So this English Lady asks the Irishman: Do you drink?
The Irishman answers: Yes
Lady: How much a day?
Man: Three 6 packs
Lady: How much per 6 pack
Man: about $10.00
Lady: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So One 6 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800. In the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you didn’t drink, all that money could have been put in a savings account and after 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

……..Long Pause…….

The Irishman asks: Do you drink?

Lady: No

Man: So….. Where’s your fooking Ferrari?