What Confucius did not say!
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
Squirrel who runs up woman’s leg will not find nuts.
Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it.
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.
Finally CONFUCIUS DID SAY. . …
“A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!”
🙂 🙂
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Shadow,
Thank you for sharing these. They’re hilarious!
Bright Blessings!
Faerie
it’s my pleasure Faeie. :). Bright Blessings to you also.
Pretty darn funny! Very good, words of wisdom for sure. Thanks for making me laugh.
You know what they say Linda? laughter makes the world go round, and boy! does this poor world need it now?. many thanks for taking the trouble to comment. 🙂
Shads, I don’t know where you find your information. But I’m so glad you share it with us! You keep us giggling long after we leave your posts. Love, Jackie xxx
So sorry i am late with reply Jackie :(. Most of what i post here drop in my email box..friends send them to me and i like to share. Happy you are still giggling. 🙂
Love this post Shadow….thank you for sharing
my pleasure tizzy. 🙂
Love them shads So true they are too Lolololo Mac xxxx
I agree with ya mac lol. 🙂
Great post….these are so good…..
Thanks a lot misscooter. 🙂
Hahhhahahahahha shads, love them xxx
Any time skippy..any time. 🙂
you keep old tiger out of this he is a good golfer hee hee!
Baaa! I hate golf!..ooops! I’m off! Thanks jcb 🙂
So funny Shads – love them xoxox )